Thursday, October 9, 2008

Thirteen Drinks You Could Find in an Erotic Romance

The last time I did Thursday Thirteen, I posted thirteen of my favorite drinks and recipes (courtesy of The Webtender. While I was searching for the recipes, I ran across some drinks with some....shall we say.... titallating names.

So, for your enjoyment and edification, I bring you "Thirteen Drinks You Could Find in an Erotic Romance" (unfortunately, there was not ready access to pictures for these...hmmmm... maybe I should just show the first picture I got when I googled each or maybe not!!):

1. A Piece of Ass
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Southern Comfort
Ice cubes
Top off with Sour mix
Mixing instructions:
Put ice in glass. Pour in shots. Fill with Sour Mix.

2. Alien Nipple
1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/4 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
Mixing instructions:
Add Butterscotch first, layer Irish cream on top, and pour in melon liqueur.

3. Angel's Tit
1/4 oz white Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz Cherry liqueur
1/4 oz Half-and-half
Top with Cherry
Mixing instructions:
Pour ingredients into glass in order given, carefully so each layer floats on top of the previous one with mixing. Chill for 1/2 hour before serving.

4. Bald Pussy
1 1/2 shot Melon liqueur
1 shot Lime vodka
1 shot Absolut Vodka
1 shot Triple sec
1 1/2 shot Blueberry schnapps
1 splash Lime juice
1 splash 7-Up
Mixing instructions:
Start at the top and venture your way to the bottom. Pour over ice and shake it on home! Pour in a highball glass and give 2 or 3 big gulps.

5. Between the Sheets
1 oz Brandy
1 oz Light rum
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Lemon juice
Mixing instructions:
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

6. Butch's Pink Panties
2 oz Jim Beam
6 oz Mountain Dew
Blend with Ice
Mixing instructions:
Blend all ingredients thoroughly and consume. Put a pair of pink panties on and go out and mow the grass.

7. Butt Fucks
4 oz Amaretto
4 oz Southern Comfort
2 oz Yukon Jack
2 oz Lime juice
Mixing instructions:
Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake for approximately 1 minute, till really cold. Pour into shot glasses. Makes approximately 16 shots.

8. Blow Job
1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz Irish cream (Bailey's)
Whipped cream
Mixing instructions:
Layer the butterscotch schnapps and Irish Cream by pouring the Irish Cream over the back of a spoon. Spray the Whipped cream on top, pile it about 1-2 inches high. This shot must be taken without using your hands. Pick up the shot glass between your lips and tilt back.

9. Cream in da Panties
1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz Amaretto
1 splash Cream
Mixing instructions:
Pour all ingredients into a shaker half filled with ice, shake and then strain into shotglass

10. Cum in a Hot Tub
2 parts Vodka
1 part White rum
Several drop Bailey's irish cream
Mixing instructions:
Pour the vodka and rum carefully but not too carefully into a glass. They have different consistencies and you want them to mix just a little. Now let several drops of Bailey's fall into the liquor.

11. Cunnilingus
1/4 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Peach schnapps
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
Top with Whipped cream
Mixing instructions:
Mix Bailey's, Peach Schnapps and pineapple juice with ice. Pour in shot glass Top with whipped cream

12. Foreplay
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
Mixing instructions:
Mix both ingredients together in a tumbler with ice. Strain into a shot glass! Enjoy!

13. Kinky Orgasm
2 cl Bailey's irish cream
2 cl Amaretto
2 cl Kahlua
Fill with Milk
Mixing instructions:
Just pour all into a higball glass. For the real funky look you can add some strawberries or even have some vanilla icecream in it


~Just Me~ said...

Great list:

You forgot one, or ran out of #'s lol.

Slippery Nipple

1/2 Ox Sambuca
1 Oz Irish Cream

Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Those are great!


My TT is at

Helen Hardt said...

These are so great! Alien Nipple anyone? LOLOL.


cookingmom said...

It's been FOREVER since I've hung out at bars on a regular basis - do people really order those by name? Have I become a prudish old lady at 42? Because I wouldn't have the nerve to order any of them (even though most of them sound pretty tasty).