Thirteen Drinks You Could Find in an Erotic Romance

The last time I did Thursday Thirteen, I posted thirteen of my favorite drinks and recipes (courtesy of The Webtender. While I was searching for the recipes, I ran across some drinks with some....shall we say.... titallating names.

So, for your enjoyment and edification, I bring you "Thirteen Drinks You Could Find in an Erotic Romance" (unfortunately, there was not ready access to pictures for these...hmmmm... maybe I should just show the first picture I got when I googled each phrase...lol... or maybe not!!):

1. A Piece of Ass
Ingredients:
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Southern Comfort
Ice cubes
Top off with Sour mix
Mixing instructions:
Put ice in glass. Pour in shots. Fill with Sour Mix.


2. Alien Nipple
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/4 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
Mixing instructions:
Add Butterscotch first, layer Irish cream on top, and pour in melon liqueur.

3. Angel's Tit
Ingredients:
1/4 oz white Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz Cherry liqueur
1/4 oz Half-and-half
Top with Cherry
Mixing instructions:
Pour ingredients into glass in order given, carefully so each layer floats on top of the previous one with mixing. Chill for 1/2 hour before serving.

4. Bald Pussy
Ingredients:
1 1/2 shot Melon liqueur
1 shot Lime vodka
1 shot Absolut Vodka
1 shot Triple sec
1 1/2 shot Blueberry schnapps
1 splash Lime juice
1 splash 7-Up
Mixing instructions:
Start at the top and venture your way to the bottom. Pour over ice and shake it on home! Pour in a highball glass and give 2 or 3 big gulps.

5. Between the Sheets
Ingredients:
1 oz Brandy
1 oz Light rum
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Lemon juice
Mixing instructions:
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

6. Butch's Pink Panties
Ingredients:
2 oz Jim Beam
6 oz Mountain Dew
Blend with Ice
Mixing instructions:
Blend all ingredients thoroughly and consume. Put a pair of pink panties on and go out and mow the grass.

7. Butt Fucks
Ingredients:
4 oz Amaretto
4 oz Southern Comfort
2 oz Yukon Jack
2 oz Lime juice
Ice
Mixing instructions:
Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake for approximately 1 minute, till really cold. Pour into shot glasses. Makes approximately 16 shots.

8. Blow Job
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz Irish cream (Bailey's)
Whipped cream
Mixing instructions:
Layer the butterscotch schnapps and Irish Cream by pouring the Irish Cream over the back of a spoon. Spray the Whipped cream on top, pile it about 1-2 inches high. This shot must be taken without using your hands. Pick up the shot glass between your lips and tilt back.

9. Cream in da Panties
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz Amaretto
1 splash Cream
Mixing instructions:
Pour all ingredients into a shaker half filled with ice, shake and then strain into shotglass

10. Cum in a Hot Tub
Ingredients:
2 parts Vodka
1 part White rum
Several drop Bailey's irish cream
Mixing instructions:
Pour the vodka and rum carefully but not too carefully into a glass. They have different consistencies and you want them to mix just a little. Now let several drops of Bailey's fall into the liquor.

11. Cunnilingus
Ingredients:
1/4 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Peach schnapps
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
Top with Whipped cream
Mixing instructions:
Mix Bailey's, Peach Schnapps and pineapple juice with ice. Pour in shot glass Top with whipped cream

12. Foreplay
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
Mixing instructions:
Mix both ingredients together in a tumbler with ice. Strain into a shot glass! Enjoy!


13. Kinky Orgasm
Ingredients:
2 cl Bailey's irish cream
2 cl Amaretto
2 cl Kahlua
Fill with Milk
Mixing instructions:
Just pour all into a higball glass. For the real funky look you can add some strawberries or even have some vanilla icecream in it