Thursday, September 11, 2008

Thursday Thirteen #12 ~ Pickup Lines

Hi all, today, I'm feeling a bit... silly. So, keep that in mind as you read my thirteen this week. I live in a "party" town, where the fun never stops and the party goes pretty much 24/7. Las Vegas is full of bars and nightclubs... and both are always full of men trying to catch your eye. The cheeky ones... er, brave ones take a chance and approach. Sometimes with a cheesy pick-up line.

Now, I personally adore pick-up lines, and before I was married I was known to give a guy a chance simply because his pick-up line made me groan, laugh or think. As a matter-of-fact... I collect the silly things. I have a very large collection, so you understand how difficult it was for me to pick only 13. LOL

So, without further talking on my part, here is my list: Thirteen Pick-up Lines that I like for one reason or another:

1. "If I follow you home will you keep me?" (Cute, admit it.)

2. "You must be a high-jumper, because you make my bar rise." (*snicker*)

3. "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" (Creepy but... well, funny)

4. "Want to play Army? I'll lie down and you can blow the hell out of me!" (Come on... you know you'd laugh at least a little bit.)

5. "Are you as beautiful on the inside as you are on the outside?" (Aww... how sweet. Nope, I refuse to read more into that one, despite the gutter I live in.)

6. "Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no." (I'd talk to him if for no other reason than to prop up that confidence...which I'm sure is the point. lol)

7. You say "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." You kiss her then say, "I lost." (Hmm... sneaky and maybe even a bit charming. Depends on how he kisses.)

8. "Baby, I'm an American Express lover. You shouldn't go home without me. (Rather creative... I guess.)

9. (With hands on shoulders)"Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings." (A much cuter version of "Are you an angel?")

10. "Wanna go out for a pizza and a f**k? What... you don't like pizza? (Admit it, it made you blink.)

11. "All those curves, and me with no brakes." (Most women might think he was calling her fat... not me. LOL)

12. "I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?" (Flattery will get ya, just about every time.)

13. "Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch?" (Groan)

So, that's it. Ever heard any of them? Do you have one that never fails to make you laugh/groan/shake your head?


Paige Tyler said...

LOL! Those are too funny!


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Julia said...

Nice list! I like #12 it is very charming :)

My dh asked after a couple of dates if what we had till then was a pilot could now become a series like Star Trek, with lots of spin offs and additional movies.
That's the cutest thing that evr somebody said to me!

Greets and happy TT

AJ Llewellyn said...

Hi Darling Kealie,
These are great. I liked the pizza line! I have a fave pick up line...Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again?


Robin said...

Man, I am SO glad I'm not in the dating scene!

Lesley said...

Omg the Chloroform one frightens me!!!!! If a guy ever said that to me I might call the cops! The curves one is totally cute though.

Lesley said...

Oh! I forgot to say my favorite one! We had an exercise in a writing program once where we had to use it in a story.

"Nice dress! Can I talk you out of it?"

The best one was a terribly amusing story about a transvestite. hehe

Helen Hardt said...

Okay, I gotta admit it -- I like number 7!