Halloween Hottie: Jenny Style

In keeping with my "man in uniform" fetish, I bring you Officer Mike...and I sure would like to get him undercover!!

Lederhosen Is Sexy-- Part 3 by Jennifer Katherine Shepherd

Missed Part One? Find it Here!

Missed Part Two? Find it here!

His body moved against hers. It had been so long since their bodies fit together…too long. Jerusha tried to hold onto her anger and pain over his leaving, but the heat building in her pushed it away. All that was left was molten lava. And, what better way to show him what he's been missing than to give him just a little taste of it.

The crowd pushed them even closer together, and Jerusha felt his cock straining against her. She cast a quick look around as the light dimmed. Nobody was watching. And the thought someone might excited her even more. She stroked his cheek and pressed tightly against him. When he groaned deep in his throat, a smile played across her lips and she continued stroking—down his neck, his chest, his waist. A sharp intake of breath was her reward when she slipped her hand between them, rubbing his erection through his pants.

"We can take this somewhere else," he suggested with ragged breath.

"Or we can stay right here," she countered, breathing into his ear.

He groaned again and pulled her closer to him.

"Turnabout is fair play," he whispered, as he danced her into an alcove and pushed her against the wall. With one finger, he traced the swell of her breasts where they spilled out of her costume. Pushing the material down, he released one tit and cradled it in his hand.

"I've missed this," he said. Bending his head, he drew her into his mouth.

God, so much for teasing him with what he's been missing. Did that plan ever backfire.

Jerusha wrenched herself out of his grasp and turned away from him, pulling up her bodice.

"This?" she asked, her voice thick with a combination of desire and tears. "Or me? Because, God help me, no matter how much I want you, Cody, I can't go through another month like the one I just went through."

Cody pulled her back into his arms and rested his chin on her head.

"I was a fool," he confessed. "It didn't take but a few days before I realized that everything I wanted, everything I needed was with you. WAS you."

He teased her nipples through the thin material of her bodice and nuzzled her neck.
The fire inside Jerusha blazed up and she turned in his embrace, lifting herself on tiptoes to kiss him. Their tongues met in an age-old dance as she pressed herself tightly against him. He lifted her, pressing her against the wall as she wrapped her legs around him.

"Damn all these clothes," he mumbled against her hair.

"We could always go up to one of the bedrooms."

"Or we could do this," he said, moving her panties aside and, having somehow undone his pants, slipped inside her.

The music outside the alcove had changed to an erotically charged beat and Cody adjusted his rhythm to the song. Jerusha scraped her fingers down his back as he filled her.

Halloween Hottie: Jenny Style

My oh my :::fanning self:::

Who wouldn't want to take this hottie to a Halloween party? At least he's well prepared to ...um... put out any blazes ;-)

Excuse me while I drool a bit...

There's just something about a man in uniform...or out ;-)

Friday With Jenny

Want to know all about someone? Well, I found a site that will let you do just that :-) And, I'm going to let you know all about the Menagerie (things you always wanted to know, I'm sure).

JennyKat Shepherd:

1. 25% of the letters are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 92.6% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are poorly envoweled.

2. Backwards, it is Takynnej Drehpehs... nice ring to it, huh? (shall I use it for a character one day?)

3. Your personal power animal is the Naked Mole-rat

4. Your 'Numerology' number is 3. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that you are enthusiastic, creative, optimistic, and fun-loving. You seek self-expression through words or the arts, and enjoy learning through life experiences.

5. According to the US Census Bureau°, fewer than 0.001% of US residents have the first name 'Jennykat' and 0.0239% have the surname 'Shepherd'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there is only 1 American who goes by the name Jennykat Shepherd. (I always knew I was unique!)

Mysti Holiday

1. 33% of the letters are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 60.6% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are averagely envoweled.

2. Backwards, it is Itsym Yadiloh... nice ring to it, huh?

3. Your personal power animal is the Hawaiian Monk Seal

4. Your 'Numerology' number is 7. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that you are spiritual, eccentric, and a bit of a loner. Introspective and analytical, you think deeply and prefer seclusion.

5. According to the US Census Bureau°, fewer than 0.001% of US residents have the first name 'Mysti' and 0.0027% have the surname 'Holiday'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there is only 1 American who goes by the name Mysti Holiday.

Kealie Shay

1. 50% of the letters are vowels. Of one million first and last names we looked at, 2.2% have a higher vowel make-up. This means you are extremely well envoweled.

2. Backwards, it is Eilaek Yahs... nice ring to it, huh?

3. Your personal power animal is the Tae-kwon Dodo

4. Your 'Numerology' number is 6. If it wasn't bulls**t, it would mean that you are responsible, careful, and compassionate. A giver, you are there to support and care for the most vulnerable.

5. According to the US Census Bureau°, fewer than 0.001% of US residents have the first name 'Kealie' and 0.0038% have the surname 'Shay'. The US has around 300 million residents, so we guesstimate there is only 1 American who goes by the name Kealie Shay.

So.... we are all unique (and we're not surprised!); in our group there is a "envoweled" person for everyone.. so whether you are into
"poorly envoweled" (like me), or "extremely well envoweled" (like Kealie), or somewhere in the middle (like Mysti)...we've got the girl for you!

And...the scary thing is....we're using pseudonyms, but the readings on the numerology number? They are scarily accurate!

If you want to find out about yourself (or another person), check out Is This Your Name?

Friday With Jenny

I am so not ready for Christmas. I looked at the calendar yesterday and it hit me right between the eyes: TWO WEEKS! And now, it's LESS than two weeks before Christmas and I have bought ONE present. One! And all the kids are going to be home this year so I have a lot of stuff to do yet to get ready.

How is everyone out there doing on their holiday shopping, baking, decorating? Please, tell me I'm not the only one who's been so busy that this Christmas has snuck up on (I did that on purpose.. Mysti HATES snuck... it's a regional thing.. lol).

Anyway... for our Today in History....

French novelist Gustave Flaubert, author of Madame Bovary, is born on this day in 1821 in Rouen, France.

and

28 years ago today.... Armand Hammer paid more than $5M for one of Leonardo da Vinci's notebooks. Ya reckon one day OUR notebooks will sale for anything??? :-)

Have a great weekend.

Merry Christmas, Everyone

I won't be back before Christmas (where HAS the time gone??) so I wanted to share with you thirteen movies I like to watch every Christmas:

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Have a wonderful Christmas, everyone, and I'll see y'all in 2009 :-)

Friday with Jenny

I love writing... and I need to make more time to write but it seems outside things (which are all important) keep leeching time away from me. I think scientists should truly invent a time machine... not so much one that lets you travel through time, but one that generates time.

How is it that we have all the time-saving devices that have been invented in the last hundred years or so, and yet we seem to have a lot less time now than the people of previous generations have? It doesn't make sense to me.

And, speaking of history, today in 1851---Moby Dick:

On this day in 1851, Moby-Dick, a novel by Herman Melville about the voyage of the whaling ship Pequod, is published by Harper & Brothers in New York. Moby-Dick is now considered a great classic of American literature and contains one of the most famous opening lines in fiction: "Call me Ishmael." Initially, though, the book about Captain Ahab and his quest for a giant white whale was a flop.

To read the rest of the article, go to This Day in History.

And, for you fans of Procrastination Friday:

Check out the Fireworks over London

Thirteen Drinks You Could Find in an Erotic Romance

The last time I did Thursday Thirteen, I posted thirteen of my favorite drinks and recipes (courtesy of The Webtender. While I was searching for the recipes, I ran across some drinks with some....shall we say.... titallating names.

So, for your enjoyment and edification, I bring you "Thirteen Drinks You Could Find in an Erotic Romance" (unfortunately, there was not ready access to pictures for these...hmmmm... maybe I should just show the first picture I got when I googled each phrase...lol... or maybe not!!):

1. A Piece of Ass
Ingredients:
1 shot Amaretto
1 shot Southern Comfort
Ice cubes
Top off with Sour mix
Mixing instructions:
Put ice in glass. Pour in shots. Fill with Sour Mix.


2. Alien Nipple
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/4 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Midori melon liqueur
Mixing instructions:
Add Butterscotch first, layer Irish cream on top, and pour in melon liqueur.

3. Angel's Tit
Ingredients:
1/4 oz white Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz Cherry liqueur
1/4 oz Half-and-half
Top with Cherry
Mixing instructions:
Pour ingredients into glass in order given, carefully so each layer floats on top of the previous one with mixing. Chill for 1/2 hour before serving.

4. Bald Pussy
Ingredients:
1 1/2 shot Melon liqueur
1 shot Lime vodka
1 shot Absolut Vodka
1 shot Triple sec
1 1/2 shot Blueberry schnapps
1 splash Lime juice
1 splash 7-Up
Mixing instructions:
Start at the top and venture your way to the bottom. Pour over ice and shake it on home! Pour in a highball glass and give 2 or 3 big gulps.

5. Between the Sheets
Ingredients:
1 oz Brandy
1 oz Light rum
1 oz Triple sec
1 oz Lemon juice
Mixing instructions:
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine all of the ingredients. Shake well. Strain into a cocktail glass.

6. Butch's Pink Panties
Ingredients:
2 oz Jim Beam
6 oz Mountain Dew
Blend with Ice
Mixing instructions:
Blend all ingredients thoroughly and consume. Put a pair of pink panties on and go out and mow the grass.

7. Butt Fucks
Ingredients:
4 oz Amaretto
4 oz Southern Comfort
2 oz Yukon Jack
2 oz Lime juice
Ice
Mixing instructions:
Mix all ingredients in a shaker with ice. Shake for approximately 1 minute, till really cold. Pour into shot glasses. Makes approximately 16 shots.

8. Blow Job
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Butterscotch schnapps
1/2 oz Irish cream (Bailey's)
Whipped cream
Mixing instructions:
Layer the butterscotch schnapps and Irish Cream by pouring the Irish Cream over the back of a spoon. Spray the Whipped cream on top, pile it about 1-2 inches high. This shot must be taken without using your hands. Pick up the shot glass between your lips and tilt back.

9. Cream in da Panties
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Frangelico
1/2 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Creme de Cacao
1/4 oz Amaretto
1 splash Cream
Mixing instructions:
Pour all ingredients into a shaker half filled with ice, shake and then strain into shotglass

10. Cum in a Hot Tub
Ingredients:
2 parts Vodka
1 part White rum
Several drop Bailey's irish cream
Mixing instructions:
Pour the vodka and rum carefully but not too carefully into a glass. They have different consistencies and you want them to mix just a little. Now let several drops of Bailey's fall into the liquor.

11. Cunnilingus
Ingredients:
1/4 oz Bailey's irish cream
1/4 oz Peach schnapps
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
Top with Whipped cream
Mixing instructions:
Mix Bailey's, Peach Schnapps and pineapple juice with ice. Pour in shot glass Top with whipped cream

12. Foreplay
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Amaretto
1/2 oz Pineapple juice
Mixing instructions:
Mix both ingredients together in a tumbler with ice. Strain into a shot glass! Enjoy!


13. Kinky Orgasm
Ingredients:
2 cl Bailey's irish cream
2 cl Amaretto
2 cl Kahlua
Fill with Milk
Mixing instructions:
Just pour all into a higball glass. For the real funky look you can add some strawberries or even have some vanilla icecream in it

Friday Procrastination: G

Sorry for being AWOL last week, but it was truly the week from hell. It took me FOREVER to get Blogger to cooperate while I was doing Thursday Thirteen. I was so frustrated; I think maybe I blocked Friday Procrastination out of my head. Anyway, here I am, back again, with a new way to help you waste time :-)

This week's fun is brought to you by the letter




Guess the Google was created by Grant Robinson (isn't that a strong, sexy name for a character? I may have to steal it.) WARNING: THIS GAME IS ADDICTIVE Below is my score... let me know what you get :-)

Thursday Thirteen: Libations

I'm in a thirsty mood, so I thought I would share some of my favorite drinks and their recipes... enjoy them with your partner and make some wonderful music together ;-) Recipes from The Webtender


1. Bloody Mary
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Vodka
3 oz Tomato juice
1 dash Lemon juice
1/2 tsp Worcestershire sauce
2-3 drops Tabasco sauce
1 wedge Lime
Mixing instructions:
Shake all ingredients (except lime wedge) with ice and strain into an old-fashioned glass over ice cubes. Add salt and pepper to taste. Add the wedge of lime and serve.








2. Tequila Sunrise
Ingredients:
2 measures Tequila
Orange juice
2 dashes Grenadine
Mixing instructions:
Pour tequila in a highball glass with ice, and top with orange juice. Stir. Add grenadine by tilting glass and pouring grenadine down side by flipping the bottle vertically very quickly. The grenadine should go straight to the bottom and then rise up slowly through the drink. Garnish stirrer, straw and cherry-orange.








3.Margarita
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Triple sec
1 oz Lime juice
Salt
Mixing instructions:
Rub rim of cocktail glass with lime juice, dip rim in salt. Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into the salt-rimmed glass, and serve.








4. Mudslide
Ingredients:
2 oz Vodka
2 oz Kahlua
2 oz Bailey's irish cream
Mixing instructions:
Mix with cracked ice in a shaker. Serve in a chilled highball glass








5. Long Island Iced Tea
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Vodka
1/2 oz Tequila
1/2 oz Light rum
1/2 oz Gin
1 dash Coca-Cola
Twist of Lemon peel (or lime)
Mixing instructions:
Mix all contents in a highball glass and sitr gently. Add dash of Coca-Cola for the coloring and garnish with lemon or lime twist.








6. Tom Collins
Ingredients:
2 oz Gin
1 oz Lemon juice
1 tsp superfine Sugar
3 oz Club soda
1 Maraschino cherry
1 Orange slice
Mixing instructions:
In a shaker half-filled with ice cubes, combine the gin, lemon juice, and sugar. Shake well. Strain into a collins glass alomst filled with ice cubes. Add the club soda. Stir and garnish with the cherry and the orange slice.








7. Daiquiri
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Light rum
Juice of 1/2 Lime
1 tsp Powdered sugar
Mixing instructions:
Shake all ingredients with ice, strain into a cocktail glass, and serve.








8. Sloe Gin Fizz
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Sloe gin (DeKuyper)
1 tsp Lemon juice
Ice cubes
Fill with Soda water
Mixing instructions:
Pour sloe gin and lemon juice over ice in glass. Fill with soda. Garnish with cucumber stick or lemon peel.







9. Singapore Sling
Ingredients:
1/2 oz Cherry brandy
1/2 oz Grenadine
1 oz Gin
2 oz Sweet and sour
Carbonated water
1 Cherry
Mixing instructions:
Pour grenadine, gin, and sweet and sour into a collins glass over ice cubes and stir well. Fill with carbonated water and top with cherry brandy. Add the cherry on top and serve








10. Amaretto Sour
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Amaretto
3 oz Sour mix
Mixing instructions:
Shake and strain. Garnish with a cherry and an orange slice.(NOTE: I like mine with a splash of orange juice)









11. Pina Colada
Ingredients:
3 oz Light rum
3 tblsp Coconut milk
3 tblsp Pineapple, Crushed
Mixing instructions:
Put all ingredients into an electric blender with 2 cups of crushed ice. Blend at a high speed for a short length of time. Strain into a collins glass and serve with a straw.









12. Fuzzy Navel
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Peach schnapps
Orange juice to taste
Mixing instructions:
Pour peach schnapps into ice filled collins glass. Fill with orange juice and stir to combine.









13. Irish Coffee
Ingredients:
1 1/2 oz Irish whiskey
1 tsp Brown sugar (Demerara)
6 oz hot Coffee
Heavy cream
Mixing instructions:
Combine whiskey, sugar and coffee in mug and stir to dissolve. Float cold cream gently on top. Do not mix.

Procrastination Friday: F

Today's Procrastination Friday is brought to you by the letter...





The Game: Flipped Out
The Rules: Match the pairs... it's not as easy as it looks.
The Challenge: Beat my score-- 88598
Click on the box below to go to the game.

Procrastination Friday: E

Today's Procrastination Friday is brought to you by the letter:


Create Yours @ NackVision.com






I do so enjoy the Bloons :-) And... this is a challenge. I made it up to level 18. Who can go past that? Leave a comment and let me know how far you made it.

Procrastination Friday: D (and a meme...scroll down)

Today's Procrastination Friday brought to you by the letter D:

A fun game if you're looking for a time suck!

DON'T JUMP ON THE COUCH!

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Mysti did this earlier in the week and I'm swiping it (because it was such a good idea and because, y'know, that's what I do....she has this little black sexy backless number I have my eye on...)

Because we're all just starting to get to know each other, I thought I'd share a meme about ME!

1. Go to http://www.photobucket.com/
2. Type in your answer to the question in the “search” box
3. Use only the first page
4. Insert the picture into your Blog.

1. What is your current relationship stat?








2. What is your current mood?









3. What is your favorite band singer?








4. What is your favorite movie?









5. Where do you live?








6. Where do you work?








7. What do you look like?








8. What do you drive?










9. What is your favorite TV show?


Mysti turned me on to this show and it's my new favorite








10. Describe yourself?









11. What are you doing today?








12. What did you do last night?









13. What is your name?

Thursday Thirteen #10: Southernisms

Yep, I'm not ashamed to admit it.... I'm a Southern gal through and through. And, in honor of that fact, I'm going to give you thirteen "Southernisms" that are very definitely a part of my vocabulary.

1. fixin'.... "I'm fixin' to go to town."
2. might could..... "I might could pick you up some ice cream while I'm there, if you're real sweet."
3. bless your heart.... "But, bless your heart, I don't really know if you need any more ice cream the way you're puttin' on weight."
4. reckon..."I reckon I'll pick it up for you though if your heart is set on it."
5. a fur piece.... "Even though the ice cream store is a fur piece from where I was going."
6. usta could... "I usta could have gotten there and back in two shakes of a lamb's tail, but it takes me longer now."
7. Awfully.... "I get awfully tired, too, when it takes so long."
8. conniption.... "But don't have a conniption if it take me too long to get back."
9. hafta.... "You might hafta put the ice cream in the freezer to harden up if I take too long."
10. mess.... "Before you can eat that ice cream though, you might should go out in the garden and pick a mess o' turnips for supper."
11. mighty.... "Turnips would be mighty fine with pot likker and corn bread."
12. tote.... "Make sure you tote a big bag with you when you go to the garden now, y'hear?"
13. directly... "I'll be back directly, and we'll get supper cooked up so we can have some ice cream for dessert."

He's not getting older.....

...he's definitely getting better. Who, you ask? Why, Harrison Ford, of course.

Judge for yourselves:
THEN















Sure, THEN he was "cute".....
but, baby, look at him NOW

There is something about a man in a beard.

Harrison Ford celebrity profile

Or in a speedo ::::wicked grin::::






Or, even better, ::::bigger evil grin::::, with a whip




Yep, in this writer's opinion, a fine man, like fine wines or cheese, only gets better with age.

Who do you think get better with age? Inquiring minds want to know.

Friday Fun

I have decided Fridays should be dedicated to procrastination. After all, we've all had a hard week ... it's not easy lifting all those glasses of margaritas, y'know. So...each Friday I'm going to search diligently for you something to enjoy. Something to help you waste your time more effectively.

Today Fun Friday brings you:
Create Your Own Masterpiece


Click here to create your own painting.

Go, make your own, and tell me where I can find it. The beauty of this is... if your mood changes, so will your picture :-) You can do it more than once....

To Wear or Not To Wear, that is the question

I've been thinking a lot about clothes. Why we wear what we wear and what that says about us.

Me... I'm a jeans and t-shirt kinda gal, most of the time. Or shorts. I like shorts. But, the point is... I like to be comfy. As a matter of fact, I prefer nearly no clothes at all. Point of fact, right now, I'm in my robe. Period.

But, there are times I like to dress up and be girly-girly. (Mysti would say I'm more girly-girly than I admit, because even with jeans and/or shorts, I refuse to leave the house without my makeup, but that's another day's topic.) Those times I go all out.... flirty little strapless dresses and high higher heels. Blink on my ears and around my neck.

I'm just curious what our clothes really say about us.

I love watching What Not to Wear, but don't want to be on the show. I know they would cringe if they looked into my closet. I would be one of those people whose entire wardrobe gets thrown into the trash can (not the least because some of the items in my clothes, I can't get my fat rear end into now if I wanted to!... but, that too is another day's topic).

What do YOU think? Does it make a difference to our success in life how we dress? To be a successful writer, should I figure out what successful writers wear and follow their lead?

Janus/ JennyKat What's the Difference?

I'm kind of tagging along on Mysti's coattails this week. Her post made me stop and think (which is not very easy for a blonde, you do understand that, right? Okay... now that that's cleared up.)

Anyway... I was thinking about the two sides of an erotic romance writer...especially if they have an alternate identity. And, that made me think of the Roman god, Janus.



According to Wikipedia, Janus is "the god of gates, doors, doorways, beginnings, and endings." He also lends his name to the month of January and to the occupation of janitor (but that's another story...hmmmm... I've just had an idea... but back to the post).

The menagerie authors are entering into a new beginning in our writing careers. We're not leaving behind the past, the different; we are picking another doorway to go through for a while. What will that doorway lead to? We don't know. And that's the beauty of the life of a writer. The world is waiting for us.... many worlds. We can stay on this world; we can journey to far-away worlds; we can, like me, create our own world.

As writers, we need to be like Janus. We need to be able to see both past and future. We need to have a vision. And, we need to be able to share that vision.

How about you? What vision do you see for yourself? If you are a writer, what is the world you see in the future? If you are a reader...where do you see yourself in five years time?

Have a vision. Have a dream. And pursue it.