Friday, July 3, 2009

Friday Fun ~ Funny Email

Restroom signs

Friends don't let friends take home ugly men.
Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC

Remember, it's not, 'How high are you?' it's 'Hi, how are you?'
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia

Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LA

No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC

At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson , AZ

It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg , AZ

Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things, it would be illegal.
Revolution Books New York , New York

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives, Washington , DC

Express Lane: Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ

You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA .

No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA

and my favorite, and most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it.
Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas , TX

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